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Kennington: Slim Wool Waistcoat, a Touch of Savile Row Chic.
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Knight's Cut: Slim Trousers for the Modern Gentleman.
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Knight's Cut: Sleek Skinny Suit Jacket - Ace Your Next Occasion, Bloke!
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Kingaby Navy Check Trousers: Effortless Style, Infinite Slimness, Bloke Approved
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Charming Ladybird Cufflinks: A Touch of Whimsy for the Gentleman's Sleeve, Beautiful Enamel Finish.
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Knightsbridge Black: Rain's No Match for This Automatic Umbrella, Blimey!
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